Thursday, December 16, 2004
Tube Etiquette
Right my new bugbear, replacing the dogpoop all over my street (which is still bad btw) is the (slightly tautological) "I hate people doing things on the tube that I hate people doing on the tube". This is true especially for on my way into work - about 830am, when I should be happily looking at all da pretty gals.
- Snogging - I hate those "had our first shag last night, yes we both work in the same office" type of people. GET A ROOM.
- Eating - I hate people eating on the tube, especially whiffy Greggs Sausage rolls.
- Noisy CHCHCHCHCHCHCHC ipods and personal stereos - turn it off! - Last week I heard "Living On a Prayer" (hi-hat only mix) for 3 minutes from an otherwise-normal looking woman.
- People not sitting 4 to a little bit - sometimes IDIOTS squeeze 5 in - NO ROOM - or IDIOTS sit across the unmarked spaces - resulting in 3 to a seat.
- COUGHERS AND SNEEZERS - this annoying little midget woman kept coughing next to me, without even putting her hand in front of cats bum mouth.
- Platform Space Invaders - It's the same as Urinal etiquette you IDIOTS - DO NOT STAND NEAR TO ME!!!!!!!!
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